Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Ran across these this morning...............

Funny Moms Stories #1: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better

Funny Moms Stories #3: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

3 comments:

Cheryl said...

Funny! That reminds me of the time that my Mom and went to Macy's looking for a vibrating back massager for my Dad...and my Mom asked the sales person if they sold vibrators!!! I just about died of laughter that day...and, after she realized what she had said, Mom just about died of embarrassment!!!

Barbara said...

Did you ever see the one from a few years ago that won an Australian Most Embarrassing Moment prize for a radio station? I will see if I can find it. It was something about a mother that had the crazy morning, kids making her late, quick wash then off to the gyno who makes a comment about the time she spent 'cleaning down there' and she finds out at the end of the day that her small daughter had been storing her glitter in the washcloth she did the quick clean with!

Anonymous said...

hehehehehehehe...I could easily see myself saying either one of those things! My mom used to tell me that she lived in fear of what would come out of my mouth when I opened it :D

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