Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Oh yes , theres more. I didn't tell ya'll this part yet , but sometime today , my central air went out , and the repairman can't come until tom. It's 81 outside, and inside it says it's 89. So here I was with my stinky, SWEATY *ss. Ok, so I finally got the stink off, but as I mentioned ,there is a possum rolling around on that stinky bag in the yard. I kid you not. He won't go away. I threw a shoe at him and he just turned around and looked at me . So the *amn bag is lying out there, with the possum on it, and now I have to have my window open to try to get some air in this hot *ss house. How far did I throw the bag? Not far enough , I'll tell you , because every time a breeze comes through the window , so does the stench. And the sound of the possum grunting in bliss. So this is how I've got to try to sleep tonight. IF I manage to go to sleep despite the smell, will the possum try to come in the window? And I swear , if my husband wakes up and asks me what that smell is ,I'm gonna tell him he farted in his sleep.(I'm not in a very good mood) And if he dares ask me about the possum, I'm gonna say "What possum? I don't see a possum ......you must be having a nightmare".....................

1 comments:

wildcatmom said...

Thanks for the laughs! I'm in stitches here!